Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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