I'm gonna have a badass scar
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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