I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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