I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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