There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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