So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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