On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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