if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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