I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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