Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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