So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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