Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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