You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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