dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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