She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
