i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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