he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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