i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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