Have you finally orgasmed yet?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
why do cheetos always look like penises
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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