We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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