her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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