My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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