Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He shit in the fireplace
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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