I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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