my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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