I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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