We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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