i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You're a waste of cheezeits
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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