She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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