i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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