so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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