i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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