Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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