its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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