Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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