You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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