sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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