Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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