I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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