Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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