If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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