so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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