Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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