I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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