Pregnant stripper...not hot.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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