It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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