She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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