i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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