You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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