just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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