the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Terrible idea I love it
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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