That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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