Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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