Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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