I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
dude. I can hear the air.
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