Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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