a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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