I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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