another moral hangover. fuck.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I love how my cats smell like pot.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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