ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We need a shit load of segways right now
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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