I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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